biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

big fan of marriages of convenience. marry your best friend for tax benefits. marry your roommate for college tuition breaks. “marry” your love interest for plot-contrived reasons at a fake wedding, then accidentally fall in love & get married for real in the epilogue. so many possibilities!

#get married to further the joke#your commitment is not to each other but rather to the bit

baradragon:

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the-bi-bilingual:

phoenixyfriend:

sunshineandlyrics:

New fear unlocked for Masterchef contestants:

When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!

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I recognize that this is MASTERchef, so the contestants, especially this far in, are actually very good chefs but Amaury really woke up and chose violence huh.

hewoweens:
“in my dmmd era keep scrolling
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hewoweens:

in my dmmd era keep scrolling

meowmeowovermeta:

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I created this haikavetham ship iceberg and posted it on twt and may as well post it here too :)

the surface is first impressions - to details you pick up in game - to fandom brainrot - to deep lore

because there’s so much stuff there are things i just put under one general category, i.e. wedding stuff just went into wedding themes, because there’s a lot of that. and alhaitham drinking from kaveh’s cups to kaveh freely reading alhaitham’s notes goes into comfort/taking liberties.

charlesoberonn:

Middle-aged magical girl.

She’s been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she’s very tired.

jvlianbashir:

jvlianbashir:

i think we should have a custom blog theme renaissance

and i don’t just mean making more of them, i also mean appreciation of them and making them a central part of tumblr’s site culture again. no other popular social media site (although tumblr technically is a microblogging site) really offers this level of aesthetic and functional customization anymore. it’s maybe a header, a bio, and an icon.

i remember when putting a lot of effort into themes, mutual theme “ratings”, complimenting users on their pages, proudly announcing theme changes/customizations, and appreciating theme makers for their work was a norm on this site. it’s how many young people got into html.

i know many people are primarily mobile users but when on desktop… who cares if tumblr makes it a little difficult to get directly to someone’s blog page these days. i think themes are a really excellent part of tumblr and i don’t want them quietly guttering out.

tosieks:

ah yes the yaoi gacha is letting us play /real/ hazard now

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guild leader is so wise

ah yes the yaoi gacha is letting us play /real/ hazard now

kindestofkisses:

you come to me on my scheduled hair wash day

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