i read the article…. we’re never abolishing the gender binary huh.
its a charcuterie board on a white plate calm down
something about co-opting the language of feminism while actually reinforcing gender roles,…
this age of aesthetics sucks someone get me out of here
girl dinner is when you’re so happy so happy your depression meal makes you grin from ear to ear with genuine delight!!! (you’ve internalized the ever-watching male gaze so much that you can’t eat dinner in peace, it has to be a “giddy experience” that you put on tiktok because are you alive if you aren’t seen? are you alive if you aren’t consumable?)
not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. “but it’s predatory!!!!” yeah. it is. “they’re preying on you!!!” they’re vampires. they do that. “it’s a power imbalance!!!!!!” what part of vampires are you not getting
they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal
they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize
I was nodding along with this the whole time until that last sentence, which hit me like a folding chair
